- Me one day: carrots and hummus and summer bod here i come ok let's lose a body fat percentage
- Me another day: protein and protein and protein my deadlift's gonna be so monster i'm gonna look like the hulk watch out losers
- Me a different day: idgaf tbh ice cream and chicken and burgers and nuggets what a time to be alive treat yo self
- Me always: food
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
Steve Maraboli (via phantogrampandora)